January 29, 2008

FAO anyone who has a clue

i have a close mate who's getting married a few days later. he has invited us to his ROM solemnisation and dinner at a hotel afterward. the dinner's a simple affair, unlike the usual dour wedding banquet where 10-12 people sit around in a table and try to make pathetic small talk - "so how's work/health/your parrot/?" - whilst eating the usual fare which looks almost strangely identical to the ones you've eaten a few months back at some other banquets, before fucking off right before dessert is served.

anyway. so, do i:

1. go empty-handed but give him a friendly hug and wish him all the best, while muttering "brother, god bless you" under my breath;

2. or give him a red packet because, you know, nothing's free. and how much?

3. or give him a small gift which is the least attractive option because i hate buying gifts - which would ultimately turn out to be some off-colour sex toy?

mucho gracias.

5 comments:

burbur said...

well if it's your best mate, why not all 3? a manly hug, an off-coloured gift and an angpow for the dinner.

for my BFFs, i gave them a teary hug, a photo frame of us and angpow coz i dunno, it's a chinese thing to do?

stonednerd said...

cheers. why didn't i think of that? i blame it on the reservist.

yeah, apparently the angpow thing has its roots in asian traditions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_packet

Larie said...

hmmmm instead of off color sex toy, why not some good porn to replace that?

eS said...

how about throwing in a last hommie orgy? hiak hiak.

stonednerd said...

cheers for the ideas. it's all taken care of.

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