Reservist

For the next 5 days, you may be able to sleep very soundly at night, at the thought of me thrashing about in the backwoods of Jurong with a bunch of other physically fit, committed and enthusiastic fellas who masquerade as frustrated and stressed desk warriors otherwise. And in fatigues and with very long loaded guns, no less. The Nation's Defence is IN OUR HANDS.

Or maybe you won't.

the thought of me putting aside my redundant research for a week to go do something as time-wasting important as this is extremely alluring.

i just hope i don't faint in the strong heat.